Hellooooooo everyone :3 im here \o/ and im lost D:
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Xontra's looking for wisdom.... :o
Xontra- Posts : 9
Join date : 2013-01-13
Age : 32
Location : Sweden
Silka- Posts : 56
Join date : 2012-05-18
Age : 37
Location : Finland
Good day stranger and welcome to Farway Expedition, also known in some circles as the asylum of Moonglade.
Right at the lobby you can see Luvvy *points* who is our supposed leader, gay elf with pretty long hair and has collected so much stuff that also her void bank is full. She's suffering from a severe hoarding syndrome. Poor bastard.
Behind the distant corner you can see Aki Aki *points* angsting alone and coming up with better worst-case scenarios than I ever could. However, if you go talk to him he'll be a cheerful guy who somehow manages to turn every converstation into penises.
If you peek a bit further next to Aki you'll see BomBom *points* who's Aki's secret lover. They both try to deny it but since they're always together it's pretty obvious even for a blind ogre to see.
At the terrace outside you can see Swifty drinking his beer with dog army. He would probably be as cheery although there was be a meteor falling from the sky and "The Great North Cave" from FF7 soundtrack playing on background.
Then we could walk some along the hallway to the closed department where our most dangerous lunatics are kept.
In the first locked room there's Ele, a crazy woman who has probably as much clothes as Luv and whose brightness and positiveness makes her a worthy rival for Swifty himself. Say what you want but this can't be normal. I bet she's really plotting something extremely evil. She also claims to have a relationship with Bom but it's a lie since Bom is gay.
At last we shall venture to the security room at the end of the hallway but I suggest we do not enter. This one is for Silka, who's suffering from a major social anxiety disorder. If we go in, she'll start screaming "PEOPLE! NO!" and will crawl to the farthest corner of the room while throwing imaginary rocks at us.
If you check the floor right here *points at below* you can see very visible, still partly bloody nail marks she made while trying to hold on to the floor while she was dragged into a social situation.
There is still some others but these are the absolutely most hopeless cases around. Here is your room *opens a security door next to Sil's door*. Glhf and no watching naughty movies at night.
*kicks Xon in and locks the door while laughing manically*
Right at the lobby you can see Luvvy *points* who is our supposed leader, gay elf with pretty long hair and has collected so much stuff that also her void bank is full. She's suffering from a severe hoarding syndrome. Poor bastard.
Behind the distant corner you can see Aki Aki *points* angsting alone and coming up with better worst-case scenarios than I ever could. However, if you go talk to him he'll be a cheerful guy who somehow manages to turn every converstation into penises.
If you peek a bit further next to Aki you'll see BomBom *points* who's Aki's secret lover. They both try to deny it but since they're always together it's pretty obvious even for a blind ogre to see.
At the terrace outside you can see Swifty drinking his beer with dog army. He would probably be as cheery although there was be a meteor falling from the sky and "The Great North Cave" from FF7 soundtrack playing on background.
Then we could walk some along the hallway to the closed department where our most dangerous lunatics are kept.
In the first locked room there's Ele, a crazy woman who has probably as much clothes as Luv and whose brightness and positiveness makes her a worthy rival for Swifty himself. Say what you want but this can't be normal. I bet she's really plotting something extremely evil. She also claims to have a relationship with Bom but it's a lie since Bom is gay.
At last we shall venture to the security room at the end of the hallway but I suggest we do not enter. This one is for Silka, who's suffering from a major social anxiety disorder. If we go in, she'll start screaming "PEOPLE! NO!" and will crawl to the farthest corner of the room while throwing imaginary rocks at us.
If you check the floor right here *points at below* you can see very visible, still partly bloody nail marks she made while trying to hold on to the floor while she was dragged into a social situation.
There is still some others but these are the absolutely most hopeless cases around. Here is your room *opens a security door next to Sil's door*. Glhf and no watching naughty movies at night.
*kicks Xon in and locks the door while laughing manically*
Xontra- Posts : 9
Join date : 2013-01-13
Age : 32
Location : Sweden
*bangs on the door and screams in horror*!!!!
Bomula- Posts : 8
Join date : 2012-11-03
Age : 32
Location : Denmark
*Bomula bursts into song*
Xontra- Posts : 9
Join date : 2013-01-13
Age : 32
Location : Sweden
*peers at Bom and pokes him with a long stick* duuuuudddeee nooo D: *screams even more*
NathenDaranius- Posts : 27
Join date : 2012-08-28
Age : 30
Location : England
*Nathen Looks at Xon* Wanna hear a song?
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